Mehhh!

There's always facebook groups about things girls wants, and they dont say, or guy dont know.

Today i stumbled across a page about what guys wants, and girl dont know. And i realised how rubbish this is. My comments are all in italics

1. Keep an open relastionship (Let him date other girls and keep things open, but you can only see him.)

This is so not fucking true.

2. He doesnt wanna hear about your boring-ass day, so dont tell him.

Wrong again. Tell me. I'm more than willing to be a listener than a talker
3. Have HUGE tits, like DD's.

DD? And what? A waist like 24? or 38? Dont be stupid. Be proportionate. But to be honest, have a nice pair or dont have it at all.
4. Let him keep his jacket, he's cold too.

Mehh. This is only for retards. True, we are cold, but we're more than willing to keep the ones we love warm.
5. Kiss him fast and with A LOT of tounge.

Bull yet again. Kisses differs on situations :| but truth to be told, i dont know :D

Are you remembering this?

6. He doesnt want to be like Edward Cullen, so shut the fuck up about him.

Ok i hate him. But dont shut the fuck up. Arguing about how stupid he is to me and how godly he is to you is fun.
7. Buy him things, not like a teddy bear, but season tickets to his favorite team.

No. Seriously, everything you buy makes a difference. But please dont get me stupid useless things :| Teddy bears are fine =)
8. If your jokes arent funny, he wont laugh.

Lol. this is half true :|
9. He doesnt need alone time, he needs NOT YOU time.

Uh. I need game time =)
10. If you're hangin' out, and you see some of his friends go do something else for a while

uhh... it really depends

KEEP READING

11. Let him look at other girls. Its your fault for not being that good lookin'.

mehh. know the limit. dont let his body wander off too =)
12. He doesnt want to pose for all of your pictures, so dont even bring a camera.

:D:D:D:D:D
13. Dont sit on his lap, if youre over 100 lbs. your fat.

Lol. If you're over 100 lbs, i wont like you =)
14. Give him complements, like 'Youre the king shit of fuck mountain' not 'Youre sweet'

what the. o.O
15. Even if its little, tell him he has a HUGE cock.

lol no experience =)

Are you thinking of someone?

16. If he's pissed, dont say anything to him, we need man time.

SO NOT TRUE. Talk to be, because we need an outlet. But please let us throw our tempers like how you throw yours on us =)
17. If he passes gas, dont act disgusted, smile, or ignore it.

o.O no comment
18. If we feel you up in public, dont say anything.

again, o.O if you dont enjoy it, please say it =.=
19. You must be young, because nothing beats nailing a woman half your age.

o.O lulz
20. Dont talk about your feelings, we feel gay

talkkkkkkk~~~

One last thing you need to do to show him you actually do mean it.

21. Get your own Goddamn door.
22. Tell him he's your everything - because he is, you have nothing else better.
23. If he calls you by the wrong name, dont get mad, its cute.
24. Pay for your own food. We had to buy gas to drive you.
25. ^ Even if he didnt drive you, its like 5 bucks, pay for it yourself.

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO SHUT UP!!

26. Let him grab your ass in front of people you know.
27. If he didnt buy u a gift, dont worry about it. He may have more important things to spend his money on.
28. If you want to go somewere, then go. But that doesnt mean he has to go, has probably has better things to do.
29. Dont txt him. You'll run up a bill.
30. If he's not there for you when you need him, that sucks, but thats what you have friends for.

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT

31. If youre cold, he might hold you, but if he's warm, its your fault for not wearing a coat
32. When you are ALONE, let him find some friends to talk to.
33. NEVER kiss his cheeck, its makes him feel gay.
34. While in the movies, if he pulls the popcorn trick on you, dont get upset get excited, and get a hunful of 'Popcorn'
35. If he tells you to leave, and he's joking, you fucked up and did something wrong, so dont talk.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WIT HIM NEXT

36. When people DISS him, if its a girl, go bat-shit crazy and attack her. (Perferably near mud)
37. Never look into his eyes while he's looking into yours.
38. Lay down under the STARS and put his head on your chest, so he can 'Hear your heartbeat.'
39. Laugh at all of his jokes, or whenever he does something funny.
40. Don't worry if he forgot about your anniversary, he has more important things on his mind, like nailing your sister

MAKE SURE HE KNOWS HES DOMINATE

41. If he has some trouble with the law, or just doesnt want to work, let him crash at your house.
42. If youre crying, dont go near him, he doesnt want to hear your problems.
43. Take his dog for LONG walks at night.
44. If you walk in on him cheating on you, join in.

lol
45. Let him talk about whatever he wants, and listen, but dont make any comments.

NOOOO.. Comment =)