Mehhh!

There's always facebook groups about things girls wants, and they dont say, or guy dont know.

Today i stumbled across a page about what guys wants, and girl dont know. And i realised how rubbish this is. My comments are all in italics

1. Keep an open relastionship (Let him date other girls and keep things open, but you can only see him.)

This is so not fucking true.

2. He doesnt wanna hear about your boring-ass day, so dont tell him.

Wrong again. Tell me. I'm more than willing to be a listener than a talker
3. Have HUGE tits, like DD's.

DD? And what? A waist like 24? or 38? Dont be stupid. Be proportionate. But to be honest, have a nice pair or dont have it at all.
4. Let him keep his jacket, he's cold too.

Mehh. This is only for retards. True, we are cold, but we're more than willing to keep the ones we love warm.
5. Kiss him fast and with A LOT of tounge.

Bull yet again. Kisses differs on situations :| but truth to be told, i dont know :D

Are you remembering this?

6. He doesnt want to be like Edward Cullen, so shut the fuck up about him.

Ok i hate him. But dont shut the fuck up. Arguing about how stupid he is to me and how godly he is to you is fun.
7. Buy him things, not like a teddy bear, but season tickets to his favorite team.

No. Seriously, everything you buy makes a difference. But please dont get me stupid useless things :| Teddy bears are fine =)
8. If your jokes arent funny, he wont laugh.

Lol. this is half true :|
9. He doesnt need alone time, he needs NOT YOU time.

Uh. I need game time =)
10. If you're hangin' out, and you see some of his friends go do something else for a while

uhh... it really depends

KEEP READING

11. Let him look at other girls. Its your fault for not being that good lookin'.

mehh. know the limit. dont let his body wander off too =)
12. He doesnt want to pose for all of your pictures, so dont even bring a camera.

:D:D:D:D:D
13. Dont sit on his lap, if youre over 100 lbs. your fat.

Lol. If you're over 100 lbs, i wont like you =)
14. Give him complements, like 'Youre the king shit of fuck mountain' not 'Youre sweet'

what the. o.O
15. Even if its little, tell him he has a HUGE cock.

lol no experience =)

Are you thinking of someone?

16. If he's pissed, dont say anything to him, we need man time.

SO NOT TRUE. Talk to be, because we need an outlet. But please let us throw our tempers like how you throw yours on us =)
17. If he passes gas, dont act disgusted, smile, or ignore it.

o.O no comment
18. If we feel you up in public, dont say anything.

again, o.O if you dont enjoy it, please say it =.=
19. You must be young, because nothing beats nailing a woman half your age.

o.O lulz
20. Dont talk about your feelings, we feel gay

talkkkkkkk~~~

One last thing you need to do to show him you actually do mean it.

21. Get your own Goddamn door.
22. Tell him he's your everything - because he is, you have nothing else better.
23. If he calls you by the wrong name, dont get mad, its cute.
24. Pay for your own food. We had to buy gas to drive you.
25. ^ Even if he didnt drive you, its like 5 bucks, pay for it yourself.

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO SHUT UP!!

26. Let him grab your ass in front of people you know.
27. If he didnt buy u a gift, dont worry about it. He may have more important things to spend his money on.
28. If you want to go somewere, then go. But that doesnt mean he has to go, has probably has better things to do.
29. Dont txt him. You'll run up a bill.
30. If he's not there for you when you need him, that sucks, but thats what you have friends for.

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT

31. If youre cold, he might hold you, but if he's warm, its your fault for not wearing a coat
32. When you are ALONE, let him find some friends to talk to.
33. NEVER kiss his cheeck, its makes him feel gay.
34. While in the movies, if he pulls the popcorn trick on you, dont get upset get excited, and get a hunful of 'Popcorn'
35. If he tells you to leave, and he's joking, you fucked up and did something wrong, so dont talk.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WIT HIM NEXT

36. When people DISS him, if its a girl, go bat-shit crazy and attack her. (Perferably near mud)
37. Never look into his eyes while he's looking into yours.
38. Lay down under the STARS and put his head on your chest, so he can 'Hear your heartbeat.'
39. Laugh at all of his jokes, or whenever he does something funny.
40. Don't worry if he forgot about your anniversary, he has more important things on his mind, like nailing your sister

MAKE SURE HE KNOWS HES DOMINATE

41. If he has some trouble with the law, or just doesnt want to work, let him crash at your house.
42. If youre crying, dont go near him, he doesnt want to hear your problems.
43. Take his dog for LONG walks at night.
44. If you walk in on him cheating on you, join in.

lol
45. Let him talk about whatever he wants, and listen, but dont make any comments.

NOOOO.. Comment =)

Personality test

Get to know yourself better

Dear Lim He Hui, below are your Personality Tests result:

Who is your true self: You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

Your view on yourself:

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Other people find you very interesting

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :But you are really hiding your true self

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Your friends love you because you are a good listener

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking:

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :You like serious

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Smart

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Determined people

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :You don't judge a book by its cover

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :So good-looking people aren't necessarily your style

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that pe

The seriousness of your love:

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :So you will find yourself with plenty of dates

Your views on education:

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Education is less important than the real world out there

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Away from the classroom

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Deep inside you want to start working

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Earning money

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Living on your own

The right job for you:

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :You're a practical person

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Will choose a secure job with a steady income

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Knowing what you like to do is important

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Find a regular job doing just that

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :You'll be set for life

How do you view success:

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :You are afraid of failure

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you d

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous

What are you most afraid of:

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Independence is important to you

how true is this describing me? :D

i think it's pretty true for some reason.

since i picked every single based on instinct.

19/02/2010

this marks the 1st week after i'm here for half a year.

out of a sudden, i just wish to have my fortune told. about 2 things.

1. what the F**K is going to be the result of this stupid arguement.

2. whats my chances in meeting a good girl this year? or rather, someone that suits me.

i want my piano..

to be able to express myself in my music to myself

to listen to the softness of each note ringing

and gradually

it gets louder as emotions runs high

and louder

and when it reaches the peak of the music

when you can no longer tell the notes apart

when it sounds like a masterpiece of notes weaved between each other

and all out of a sudden, it's volume drops

back to the original softness

where you remind yourself, how simple love can be

where you can enjoy bits of small things

like how you enjoy listening to each note clearly,

softly

love is like music, where it grows, getting more and more beautiful, it is a masterpiece, beautiful. but one always have to remind himself, that no matter what, it is still built from the small, simple notes, where it really matters

find a piano that you really like,

be it a bright piano, like yamaha

or one with harder notes and sounds more muffled, like kawaii

or maybe you want a grand piano?

or just a simple casio keyboard?

when you choose your piano, choose one that suits you,

one where you feel the touch is just right for you

one where suits the song you're about to play

Big Year Chu One

Feeling freaking thirsty for some reason. Dont know why though.

I was told that if children stay up tonight, it'll bring your parents good health. Since it's a saturday-sunday thing, i stayed up whole night :D

Sometimes i feel like i need to be cared :| to answer 'how are you' questions instead of asking them. from people i like? hopefully...

"Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone, i'll be waiting, all thats left to do is run, you'll be the prince and i'll be the princess, it's a love story, babe just say yeah.."

Is it possible for something like that to happen? A perfect story, a perfect ending?

Yesterday I've been talking to a few friends, who all have different opinions..

One which said that 2 people cant really know each other for too long before they fall in love. Because if you know the other person's weakpoints before you fall in love, that pervents you from falling in love. But if you know the weakpoints after you fall in love, you'll probably put more effort into changing it for your partner, or at least try to get used to the weakpoint.

Another believes in the typical love story, where 2 people know each other, slowly, fall in love, and stay together forever.

But seriously girls, which works better for you?

Well the conclusion of the discussion somehow ended up with this statement:

" you should go to hongkong. at least the girls will go after the guys there, not just a 1 way street"

yeah it's kinda lol

sometimes it's really easy to get jealous especially when u watch those taiwan dramas and see how easily 2 idiots fall in love and get married. it just makes you feel like meeting someone is really that easy, no matter how many 'obstacles' they put into the movies.

which always make me reflect upon my life, what the hell have i been doing?

well anyway, last night i looked upon everyone in my life, and started drawing my life circles.

classified them into stages on how well they know me

Stage 0 : people who i say hi and bye, and pretty much thats it.

Stage 1 : You'll realise that i'm a really quiet guy, with probably a shy/serious look. and i dont talk much.

Stage 2 : I go completely cukoo and retarded. I laugh i joke i make fun of you. Most people are in this category.

Stage 3 : A slightly deeper side of me, and you'll realise that i'm emo most of the time.

Stage 4 : You'll realise that all the above stages are a normal me, but not necessarily the real me.

Which stage do you think you're in? :D

There's probably only about 8 people that can be categorised in stage 4. parents included.

心情

说真的，现在真的很怕被踢出大学。

我深深的感触到“尽人事，听天命”的道理。

念念经，心里还真得比较好过。

新年了，来这里也差不多六个月了。

刚才出去吃了晚餐，跟朋友有说有笑的，时间过得比较快。也免得想家。

今天也是情人节，到处都是一对一对的。心酸。

Edward 说，缘分，有时候也要争取的。

可能吧。或者，我真的不是什么好人吧。怎样都不起眼。

大家的大家，

新年快乐。情人节快乐。

笑着过着每一天吧。

真笑，假笑，笑着，心里总是舒服一点。

:D